Monday, August 19, 2024

Dunwoody PD Is Hiring

You may have noticed. You know, the sidewalk signs they rolled out. Well as it so happens this advert showed up in some dark corner of the interweb. 

The Police Department of the City of Dunwoody is hiring for various positions. We are seeking qualified public safety professionals across a range of experience and we offer competitive compensation and benefits. Applicants should supply a résumé, three professional references, and several unfiltered photographs of genitalia with sufficient context for proper identification. Preference is given to candidates with prior content on OnlyFans. 

Seems like this would have top notch candidates flooding their inbox. After all, how hard can it get?