Thursday, February 25, 2021

Only In Lilburn

Some Lilburn ex-officials have been indicted for various malfeasance related to development and associated business transactions.  Even worse, one of the indicted was allowed to resign. But even though structural similarities exist all daVillians can rest well in the certainty that really bad things only happen in Lilburn. 

Yes, early on we sailed into troubled ethical waters with counsel at the helm. But we're OK because really bad things only happen in Lilburn.

Yes, there was the pipe farm and the "Save Wieland" mandate at city hall, but we're OK because really bad things only happen in Lilburn.

And there are the recurring civil liberties violations, the lawsuits and the Fraternal Order of Dick Pics that is our police department. Just remember, really bad things only happen in Lilburn. 

It may be unsettling to watch the corporate welfare being lavished on wealthy developers or a mayor who shills for them by demanding high rise development in the Village, but let's thank our lucky stars that really bad things only happen in Lilburn.

When you see your city treating residents like almost unnecessary inconveniences showing total disregard for quality of life, just know Things Will Be OK because really bad things only happen in Lilburn. 

When you realize that Dunwoody is intentionally structured and organized to ensure all these things would happen, well, it could be worse, we could have some of the really bad things that only happen in Lilburn.

If the burden of guilt for having voted this city into existence keeps you awake at night you can ease your troubled mind by remembering Lilburn since the really bad things only happen in Lilburn.