Much to the mayorette's dismay the seven dwarfs cannot ban deer hunting, by bow, in daVille because, again to her chagrin and despite her best efforts, Dunwoody remains suburban, not the neo-faux-urbanity of her dreams. So, if you're a bow-hunter and have the property-owners' permission, please, cull at will. Just try not to injure that pitiable child whose congenital birth defects have left him looking strikingly like a deer.
But. It turns out that more deer are falling to Buicks than bows with another traffic fatality right near Touch Down's driveway--TD of "Martha My Deer" fame. Maybe this is just the way it should be, or maybe it is the way that the anti-cull-crowd want it. In any event the Buick logo should be foreshadowing enough:
Looks like the average Buick driver has at least three arrows in their quiver.
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