Monday, April 27, 2015

Obama Apologizes

Regarding the "unfortunate collateral damage" from a drone strike on a "shall not be called Islamic" terrorist group the President of the United States found himself offering an apology to some non-Islamic folk for a change:
"Look, I was in the War Room where I'd just finished an episode of House of Cards and I was jacked so I picked up the game controller and started playing. I thought it was just a game. I had no way of knowing it was real. I didn't even know about any of this until I saw it on the news. But to be perfectly clear I'm really sorry no one told me earlier. "