Nancy Jester Unmasked

This late breaking news comes directly from Dunwoody Rumor Central, the unhappy campers who brought you the inside scoop on Dunwoody's Executive Session Kerfuffle. Now lighting up the blogosphere is shocking information alleging Nancy Jester, the DeKalb County Board of Education member shown below is not at all who she claims to be.

And just who is it that they claim is masquerading as "Nancy Jester"?

As it turns out they allege that Mary Steenburgen, shown below, is now playing the part of a DeKalb County Board of Education member whose character's name is none other than "Nancy Jester".

In support of this claim our local rumor mongers offer this:

• The striking physical resemblance as demonstrated in the preceding photos.
• The fact that, were it necessary, and it appears not, Mary Steenburgen has access to award-winning makeup artists.
• Never have Mary Steenburgen and "Ms. Jester" been seen together in public. NEVER!
• Mary Steenburgen's mother was a school-board secretary giving rise to speculation that she knows exactly how to infiltrate a school board.
• The selection of the name "Jester" appears to be a purposeful clue intended to mock the intelligence of our community and Mary Steenburgen is known for playing comedic roles.

If this is true then "Ms. Jester", whoever she might really be, has unwittingly settled amongst some of the Smartest of the Smart, in what is widely believed to be one of the Smartest Cities in these here parts. At least by the folks in these here parts. But she has been rooted out, and while conclusive proof has yet to be revealed, that is exactly what this situation, and the good citizens of DeKalb, demand. Proof.

And demand it we will as we are entitled to know just who is running our schools. We must be certain that our schools are directed by a full-time board members and not just a Hollywood star using this as a part-time acting lesson. As this is a most serious matter, a birth certificate, marriage license or any other easily forged document is woefully inadequate. If "Ms. Jester" denies these charges, then we demand exactly what has been lacking to date, Nancy Jester and Mary Steenburgen at a public venue, in person, at the same time.

If this proof is forthcoming, and is accepted as convincing and incontrovertible, then it has been suggested this become a charity event with photo ops, autograph sessions and an open bar. Finally, as an act of contrition, made even greater by the fact that Dunwoody is a "chicken free City", all proceeds will go to Heifer International. Which is not a chicken free charity.