Thursday, March 19, 2026

Ableton Mableton

If you guessed the answer to "who said this?" was "the mayor of Mableton" then give yourself a pat on the back. The "tool" to which he referred is Artificial Intelligence. Using AI to provide broader, better services without an excess of money sponges. 

Broadly speaking there are two types of AI: Large Language Models (LLMs) and Agentic AI. The former gives answers while the latter gets stuff done. Both can make very important contributions to open, transparent, democratic governance. Seems to be what they're doing over in Mableton. 

With LLMs working on fully digitized records we, the people, can ask questions and get answers. Immediately. Accurately. Without spin. With proper configuration and training an LLM can properly redact sensitive information, far better than any money sponge, at a relative cost indistinguishable from zero. Suppose you wanted to know how many citations for code violations were issued in your neighborhood in the last three years. Nearly instant answer. Want to know how many tickets have been written to trucks violating a particular no-truck zone since the city was founded, organized by year and month, you can get that question answered. Want a copy of all contracts under the city manager's signing limit, by year and by each city manager? That is just a few keystrokes away. 

Agentic AI is even more powerful which is why it terrifies entrenched bureaucrats. Should we be running audits? Certainly. With Agentic AI this wouldn't be an annual event, not quarterly or even monthly, it would be continuous. It could be triggered by real-time events, like whenever someone with the city makes a charge on a credit card or P-card. Any inflow or outflow of money could painlessly trigger an audit and an audit report. Or, it could be done on demand, on request. Even by one of the We The People. Or, suppose you need to monitor T&Cs for bought in services, so you don't get surprised by vendors like, say, Flock. Agentic AI can do that. Is it worthwhile to monitor processes, say applying for a business license, to ensure proper, timely operation? That can be cone.  

Could this happen at the City of Dunwoody? This is what a technologist would say is "possible, but not probable," while a cynic might say "humanly possible, but not with the humans we have available." Don't hold your breath. 

Monday, March 16, 2026

Who Said This?

As quoted in the AJC

"[...]a tool that will allow us to do more with less. It's an equalizer in a way for us to be able to do all these things that, quite frankly, we would have needed more people to accomplish."

Who said this? Well, here's a clue: it was a mayor of one of those "mushroom cities" that sprung up after Sandy Springs. Want to guess which one? If you're guessing Mother Mayor of Dunwoody, well, you could not be further from the truth. See, Dunwoody is all about staff expansion, with no limit to the number of money sponges on the payroll. So you know nothing like doing more with less is welcome at our city hall.

Thursday, March 12, 2026

Carts And Horses

Making new law...

...probably should not happen in a courtroom.

But the Colin Gray case did just that. He was found guilty on 27 charges including second degree murder and involuntary manslaughter related to the school shooting at Apalachee High School, where the alleged shooter was his son, Colt Gray. 

Then it gets weird. Prosecution relied on a law passed after the Georgia Supreme Court overturned the conviction of Justin Ross Harris for the hot car death of his son Cooper Harris, giving clear guidance to prosecutors and courts regarding the consequences of parents who cause their children serious harm or death. It has also become common over the last few decades for legislatures to append a section on legislative intent to laws they pass. This is lazy. If they cannot write a law that clearly addresses their intent, then maybe they are in the wrong job. Consequently, with the Colin Gray case, prosecution argued this law, as written, could readily be extended to others' children regardless of intent, stated or otherwise.

Much of the case hinged on the (often emotional) arguments about a father giving serious firepower to a son who was clearly suffering from serious emotional and mental issues, some directly related to glorification of school shooters. This approach was distanced from "safe storage," a concept that the City of Savanah had tried to codify but which was rejected at the state level, even though what was easily proved is that Colin Gray bought a gun and that gun fired the bullets at Apalachee High. 

What hasn't been proven, in a court of law, and beyond any reasonable doubt, is who pulled the trigger. Now we all know who did, but at this point, legally, that is only an allegation. Remember O.J.? After he got off on murder charges in criminal court, well, he was not a murderer, and you really could not call him that. After his civil conviction, you could. That's because you can't call someone a murderer until it has been adjudicated. Colt Gray has not had his day in court, so you cannot logically (legally) say that Colin Gray aided his son in murdering anyone. 

When the courts do not respect the law, why should anyone? Certainly they should do the right thing, but they must also do that thing the right way. In this case they failed.

Monday, March 9, 2026

Are You Sold On It?

Did you stop by the check-the-box event the city held at Vintage? Go for the lies...stay for the pies?

It was an impressive poster show. You know, all those timeless architecture-art drawings of things that just never seem to materialize. Remember the ones depicting the Village Parkway? Not there yet, eh? There were other informative materials, one looking like a memo, but for the fact that it is color printed on heavy weight calendared paper. The PIOH notice is printed on heavy card stock and you have to look closely to see it isn't laminated. Could they have made this more extravagant? Perhaps, but they couldn't figure out a way. 

The actual information was interesting, particularly the arch-art. First was the total absence of any information indicating the funding source for this, well, whatever the hell it is, maybe today's trend. But, one of the docents gladly offered up that the Fed's were funding this, but seemed somewhat dismayed when the questioner's reaction was: this is not good. Then there's the trees. Docent: "we're going to try our best to keeps as many trees as possible." This is city hall speak for: "those trees are toast." What's with the two strips of concrete? Well, that's the latest fad sweeping the country, and it comes with marketing buzzwords: separate the heels from the wheels. The docent, clearly a contractor, city bureaucrat, or someone who otherwise knew nothing about what goes on in daVille, was surprised to learn that our Lance-a-lots don't race around daVille, but they drive here, park their cars and bike all over the area, probably covering 20 or more miles at a ride. The look on the docent's face was almost as if he realized this whole project was bullshit and wasn't comfortable peddling it. 

One answer beyond the docent was contact information for the non-profits established to support this project. Unlike the origins of the city itself, where folks who live here came together and organized to form the city, there is no such community support for this project, or any of the others like it. So...no support...no non-profits. The outside funding tells the story. Outsider's money means outsider's plans and outsider's agenda. No where near local control. And those trees at the TFM/Walgreen's parking lot? They'll come down in a hurry and some city apologist, maybe Mother Mayor herself, will declare them "diseased." It has happened before. And that tree in front of Novo? It is like a Japanese death row convict, it won't know it's the day until the morning of.

 Why don't we all celebrate this project during Lemonade Days?

Thursday, March 5, 2026

Learn Something New Every Day

A recent National Study of Millionaires by Ramsey is pretty eye opening, but it will be hard to grok by those folks who cannot distinguish between wages and earnings, or between income and wealth. Though it seems intuitively obvious to the casual observer, income is what you make, wealth is what you keep. 

So as it turns out lots of American millionaires do not make beaucoup bucks. They're not bouncing off the socio-economic safety net, but they're not all in the C-Suite. They do sock away money in 401K's and IRA's and they generally follow the practices observed in The Millionaire Next Door. Perhaps this is why the top five careers yielding millionaires are pretty mundane.


Obviously there is one standout: teachers. Teachers make the top five suggesting there is something more we can learn from them than we previously thought. It is generally well accepted that teachers are not highly paid. There can be some debate, but the fact is teacher pay is probably not on par with the average engineer or mid-level manager. Teachers do get some increasingly rare benefits---in Georgia, the TRS is a defined benefit program and it is highly unlikely the other four career paths offer anything but defined contribution. Nonetheless, quite a few teachers become millionaires on a teacher's salary. 

You should be inspired. 

Monday, March 2, 2026

Casting Call

The Professional Resisters (ProRes) leadership selected an interesting poster child in their fight against this administration's enforcement of U.S. laws: Seamus Colleton, an Irishman who entered under a visa waiver and overstayed...by somewhere close to two decades. This is a long time by any measure but when you consider the ProRes believe the statute of limitations on immigration offenses is somewhere between five, ten, maybe fifteen...minutes, well twenty years is virtual infinity. Hell, there are carpetbaggers here in daVille who think that after five years they're a native. 

The ProRes story on Colleton is simple: an immigrant seeking a better life, a chance at the American dream. He came here, settling in Boston, taking work as a plasterer. He got married and has two fur-babies. Then, down came ICE, and he is now detained thousands of miles from "home" (pick one) while his distraught pups sit at the door awaiting his return. 

Crocodile tears, right? Everything the ProRes say is correct. But then someone exhumed Paul Harvey. The rest of the story.

Did Colleton come to the U.S. for a better life? Absolutely, but the bar was set low. Why you ask? Glad you asked. That's because there was a bench warrant out for his arrest because he failed to show up in court to face drug charges. He had been apprehended with a sufficiently large quantity of drugs that he was all but certain to spend many years in an Irish prison. Does ICE have him detained far away from Boston? Yes. Yes they do, but only after they offered him the choice to be deported or detained. He chose to be detained. Here's where the dogs come into play. Tugs at the heart strings, doesn't it? You can almost hear Sarah McLachlan, can't you? You see, Colleton was fleeing more than just unpleasantries with the Irish authorities, he left behind a young woman, the mother of his 18 month old twin daughters. Nearly two decades of no contact whilst he pursued his dreams in America. No birthday cards. No Christmas Skype calls. And absolutely no child support. It wasn't until he was detained that he reached out and no one has a plausible explanation. His daughters, now nearly twenty years old, want him to return to Ireland. To face drug charges. They're pissed. 

If you step back, get a broader view of recent ProRes actions something interesting appears. They've made a pivot to white. It seems the casting call for street protesters was "middle-aged (or older) white women, angry preferred." What would Marshall McLuhan say? Since José Antonio Ibarra didn't work out as their poster child for the ICE is Bad campaign, maybe they shifted towards a whiter shade of pale. And where better than Ireland to find a pale-face? Bonus points for showing that ICE is actually going after an unlawful resident from Europe. Or is it?

And the moral to this story? When someone with a political agenda, or worse yet, a political business, tells you a story, be very cautious about what you believe. Think about that if you show up at Vintage Pizzeria tomorrow.