No this is not about the public school kids in the Golden Ghetto having to flee to private schools just to get a minimally acceptable education. This is about $55K/year yankee-land private schools and yet another odd-ball curricula from yet another "progressive" odd-ball.
You can read that on your own time, but you should all arrive at the same conclusion: poor little rich kids. It is a sign of profound dehumanization caused by a "progressive" world view as applied to the human existence. There are disturbing debilitations even when applied to the most privileged, the best educated among us. It has now been revealed that the children of the most privileged class in America are incapable of figuring out, on their own, how to self-diddle.
This is something that ordinary children do not struggle to learn. Something that has been spontaneously self-evident since Eve had a heart-to-heart with a snake. Any baby that can sit up immediately plays with its toes and well, this is just a very natural progression. But not for the rich and privileged. These little Einsteins require targeted training from a highly paid specialist using progressive pedagogical modalities resembling the love child of Avenue Q and Anime.
And why is this important? Because without this critical skill these children will never reach their full potential as the rightful leaders of industry and government. Hell, they couldn't even make it in the Golden Ghetto PD let alone city council.